Hey there! Thanks for stopping by.
Before we talk about you, I'm sure you want to hear all about me. I'm an art director who also writes living in Brooklyn, NY.
I really enjoy dark jokes, being a father to 15 plants, the color tan, R&B that gives me the tingles, shows that make me laugh, shows that make me cry, overeating, and oversharing. Oh and you, if you like me.
Do you like me?
Where'd you go?
*shouts contact information into the distance*